I have just discovered internet radio courtesy of my ultimatum to stay off the internet. No kids, this time on my phone! For some reason Pandora won't work on my Centro (yet it works on the phone where I just took off the internet... of course), and I thought all was lost until I discovered radioio!
THERE IS AN IDOLS STATION! WHERE IT PLAYS NOTHING BUT RELEASES FROM AMERICAN IDOLS!!! HOLY CRAPOLA!!
Anyone know of any good phone friendly music stations? Or maybe some good phone friendly movie downloads? Hook me up so I don't get fired!
Introducing, the StickyKeys Live Blog
f. FANT ASIA on IDOL 5/14/08
( Live Blog! )
Fantasia is a niche artist, you either love her or you hate her and that's about it. Nina remarked that she ain't gettin' no new fans so she might as well cater the heck to the ones she has, and that's what she does.
I love her because WYSIWYG and anything less would not be FANTASIA
I love that she's so true to herself that if you try to put her in a box and she fails you have no one to blame but yourself.
I love that when you realize exactly who she is she can blow your mind away.
I love that she's comfortable with the show and with the judges to just go out there and give it her all.
I love that the Season 6 kids listened to her CD while they were on tour.
I love her because she too wants to make out with Ryan Seacrest. Sloppily.
I love her because while she's contempo r&b now, she has the kind of voice that can easily spin into clssic genres and ensure her longevity, and she can do it anytime she wants.
I love her. Simply. Her ghetto hot mess fire that ignites my ears and eyes. Her inability to be anything less than over the top and her rampant desire to never hit bottom.
Syesha tried to claim her, but I'm taking her back! She's MY idol, and I love her.
I know officially he got TWoP in the divorce, but I had to take a peek:
Next up is Fantasia, singing...wow. You have to be very, very confident to get up and sing a song called "Bore Me." Particularly with Simon Cowell within 5000 yards of you, much less right there in your line of sight. Is this song title a hidden clue from the producers that Archuleta's got this in the bag? Or, wait, are the producers conspiring against him now? Every year it gets harder and harder to keep up. So Fantasia's painted her hair red, and not a single word she sings is decipherable in the slightest, and she borrowed all the beeps and snorts from Beyonce's "Work It Out," and as always it sounds like it must hurt a whole lot to sing like Fantasia, and ultimately? She's totally fantastic. And capital "I" Insane. Did she always know how to dance? This is awesome. Cut to Simon, mouth agape, struggling to comprehend. She has literally knocked Simon's brain clear across the room. He's finished. So am I. Wow.
And then? Just as Ryan's about to send it to commercial, she pretends to make out with Ryan. I vote we just declare Fantastia a Double American Idol and call this season a wash. Who's with me?
Ha! That Joer really gets it sometimes!
( pics )
- You should listen to::StickySextetforSaroah
Stacey: I always say, and no one believes me, but I'm the most intolerant, judgmental person in the world until... well you know the rest.
Nina: You know what I think? I think your mind is so full of grey that you put everything into little black and white boxes just to filter and organize your shit out.
Stacey: Huh.
Nina: Yeah.
Stacey: Well.
Nina: Mmhmm
Stacey: That's pretty astute Nina. I like that.
Nina: That's why we're best friends!
Stacey: It really is!
Stop wishing me Happy Mother's Day! Yes, I know I'm maternal and Lord knows I want some babies. But before the babies I want a husband and lots and lots of hot sex with said husband so until that happens... I AM NOT A MOTHER!
I still love you though, and all of you who are mommies!
"I hope you didn't wait up for me."
"I kind of forgot, until I saw this car following me home."
"What? You think I was stalking you?"
"Stalkin' me with a pair of clippers. So I see you got some other girl to polish your knob."
"Naw I just did it my- wait, what?"
"Huh?"
"No."
"Mmmhmm..."
"Whatever, I'm gonna have you fade me up."
"I'll make it smooth for ya."
Chris: "What are you guys talking about?"
The seeds have been sewn.
"Why? You don't need to shave it."
"You wanna shave it for me?"
"Which head we talkin' about?"
"Shut up!"
"Well I'm just sayin'. You just made your other head the default pic and called me three times..."
"*laughs* Naw for real, what time you want me to come over?"
"I don't care, whenever."
"Do I have the bring the clippers?"
To self: "Do you really want me to shave your head?"
"Yeah, I only have a lady trimmer for grooming."
"Mmmm hmm..."
Back soon!
Michon: "My name is Michon, and I've been here a year and a half, and I don't have nothin' short to say about me!"
John (supervisor): "She never does."
Us: *laughs*
De-Von: "My name is De-Von, I've been here since Oct '07, my favorite color is blue-"
Michon: "-Stacey. Your favorite color is Stacey! And on company time he has an ongoing love affair with Stacey."
Stacey: "Huh? See, don't start no rumors!"
De-Von: "-I don't like fish, and I like-"
Stacey: "Then I don't know if we're going to get along."
John (supervisor): "What's happening here!?"
Chris: "I'm just going to go ahead and go. My name is Chris..."
"My most memorable Runza fix was when I delivered my twin girls. I was starved. But it was late and Runza was already closed. The next day my wonderful dusband stopped by Runza on his way to the hospital. Oh, how the fries and hot Runza smelled and tasted so good. All the nurses were stopping by our room asking what we were eating! Runza made my hospital stay more enjoyable. The only thing better than a Runza Sandwich and fries are my beautiful baby girls."
I may just DIE!
And yes, I know. And I know, and yep, that too. Yeah, still don't care. I WILL BE IN LINE!!
God I love being a woman.
I have no words.
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| VoicePost 136K 0:41 | “Is this what you want? Is this what you're looking for? Chocolate covered skittles. Did you say that you would hit me with a bat and chocolate covered candies will come falling out? Well I have to get mine from the vending machine like everyone else. Like everyone else. I'm still a bit loud, oopsie(?). It's 3:30 in the morning. I have 3 hrs and 30 mins into 27. Yeah Annie, I need to go to bed. Holler.” Transcribed by: |
| VoicePost 120K 0:38 | “Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday to me. It's my birthday. I am 27 and officially old. Well officially old enough to know better before I could get away with being so sully and acting a ___ and now I'm officially too old to know better and yet I still don't care. Twenty seven is gonna be here ___ years ya'll holler. Bye.” Auto-Transcribed Voice Post |
I've decided to start watching Days of Our Lives (now featuring LaVerne from Scrubs which, okay!) again so that way I'll get up before noon. I'm also in love with Rob & Big
I love only working one job!
Later gators!
ps. Why is this kid more hood than me?
Just... I can't even hate. HE LOVES HIS BABY!! YA HEARD!!? Real talk!
(I love you Kiwi)
- I'm feeling kind of::
accomplished
Got a Tumblr. But I can't figure out how to simply add a horizontal line between entries. And the guy who was hosting the layout went belly up. So it looks crazy, but I don't care right now cause it's totes cute.
like so:
( Moar plees )
- I'm feeling kind of::
amused
(his nostrils are a bit flared, but that's probably something to do with the crown of thorns on his head and taking on the sins of the world and what not)
It's hard out there for a Savior...
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Due to work I missed Palm Sunday (which is the best Sunday after Easter Sunday and right before 5th Sunday when we have dinner and just a smidgen after 1st when we take communion) and Good Friday, but today is Easter Sunday! Since I won't be able to go to church, I'll be celebrating it in my head all day.
Thank you great and holy God for giving us your son in sacrifice so that our sins would be forgiven. There's something so bittersweet and joyously melancholy about Easter. I mean, it's the true celebration of death, without which we'd be lost. I hated when The Passion of the Christ came out and everyone was all TEH JEWS ARE TEH EVILZZZ and it's like "whoaz! Slow down bb's, it was all according to plan!"
(Okay, so someone started a LOLCat Bible, and I need them to finish that for reals)
This is hackneyed I know. I haven't been able to form a coherent sentence in months. Soon ya'll, very soon! God bless and have fun kids!







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