"I hope you didn't wait up for me."

"I kind of forgot, until I saw this car following me home."

"What?  You think I was stalking you?"

"Stalkin' me with a pair of clippers.  So I see you got some other girl to polish your knob."

"Naw I just did it my- wait, what?"

"Huh?"

"No."

"Mmmhmm..."

"Whatever, I'm gonna have you fade me up."

"I'll make it smooth for ya."

Chris:  "What are you guys talking about?"