Goodness, can't we have anything? Can we please have this one? Can Barack PLEASE be the first BLACK president? In fact, I'm gonna start calling him BALACK Obama, in honor of his BLACKness.
Besides, I've already had my fill of "Well you know it took him being half white to make it." and "White people are never going to fully vote for an all black guy, we want someone who can relate to our side too. That's why I like Obama."
He's black! Dangit.
ps. SHUT UP SWIRL!
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f. FANT ASIA on IDOL 5/14/08
( Live Blog! )
Fantasia is a niche artist, you either love her or you hate her and that's about it. Nina remarked that she ain't gettin' no new fans so she might as well cater the heck to the ones she has, and that's what she does.
I love her because WYSIWYG and anything less would not be FANTASIA
I love that she's so true to herself that if you try to put her in a box and she fails you have no one to blame but yourself.
I love that when you realize exactly who she is she can blow your mind away.
I love that she's comfortable with the show and with the judges to just go out there and give it her all.
I love that the Season 6 kids listened to her CD while they were on tour.
I love her because she too wants to make out with Ryan Seacrest. Sloppily.
I love her because while she's contempo r&b now, she has the kind of voice that can easily spin into clssic genres and ensure her longevity, and she can do it anytime she wants.
I love her. Simply. Her ghetto hot mess fire that ignites my ears and eyes. Her inability to be anything less than over the top and her rampant desire to never hit bottom.
Syesha tried to claim her, but I'm taking her back! She's MY idol, and I love her.
I know officially he got TWoP in the divorce, but I had to take a peek:
Next up is Fantasia, singing...wow. You have to be very, very confident to get up and sing a song called "Bore Me." Particularly with Simon Cowell within 5000 yards of you, much less right there in your line of sight. Is this song title a hidden clue from the producers that Archuleta's got this in the bag? Or, wait, are the producers conspiring against him now? Every year it gets harder and harder to keep up. So Fantasia's painted her hair red, and not a single word she sings is decipherable in the slightest, and she borrowed all the beeps and snorts from Beyonce's "Work It Out," and as always it sounds like it must hurt a whole lot to sing like Fantasia, and ultimately? She's totally fantastic. And capital "I" Insane. Did she always know how to dance? This is awesome. Cut to Simon, mouth agape, struggling to comprehend. She has literally knocked Simon's brain clear across the room. He's finished. So am I. Wow.
And then? Just as Ryan's about to send it to commercial, she pretends to make out with Ryan. I vote we just declare Fantastia a Double American Idol and call this season a wash. Who's with me?
Ha! That Joer really gets it sometimes!
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- You should listen to::StickySextetforSaroah
Michon: "My name is Michon, and I've been here a year and a half, and I don't have nothin' short to say about me!"
John (supervisor): "She never does."
Us: *laughs*
De-Von: "My name is De-Von, I've been here since Oct '07, my favorite color is blue-"
Michon: "-Stacey. Your favorite color is Stacey! And on company time he has an ongoing love affair with Stacey."
Stacey: "Huh? See, don't start no rumors!"
De-Von: "-I don't like fish, and I like-"
Stacey: "Then I don't know if we're going to get along."
John (supervisor): "What's happening here!?"
Chris: "I'm just going to go ahead and go. My name is Chris..."
"My most memorable Runza fix was when I delivered my twin girls. I was starved. But it was late and Runza was already closed. The next day my wonderful dusband stopped by Runza on his way to the hospital. Oh, how the fries and hot Runza smelled and tasted so good. All the nurses were stopping by our room asking what we were eating! Runza made my hospital stay more enjoyable. The only thing better than a Runza Sandwich and fries are my beautiful baby girls."
God I love being a woman.
I have no words.
( For Danny, and for us )
- I'm feeling kind of::
apathetic
*clutches pearls*
*dies laughing*
The angst, the edginess, the eyeliner! (the curses! aiiieeee!)
Oh I can't help but love this kid, he's so... Danny.
If not, check this:
Well Jimmy has a little surprise for Sarah...
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ohnotheydidntSo you know how the Sprint guy was MIA?
He up and quit, and took his ball and his pretentious, inflated, overbloated sense of self with him:
"Not in the new Alltel commercials
I've had a lot of people write and ask me about this, so I thought it'd be easiest to just write a blog. I hate that word, I don't know if I've ever typed the word blog before. it even looks dumb.
Anyway. I'm no longer 'The Sprint Guy' in the Alltel commercials. Basically, Alltel wanted to sign me (and the rest of the guys) through the end of 2008. Everyone else signed on except me. I didn't want to be known as that guy at the expense of other things I'd rather do, like TV and movies. It may not have hurt, but who knows. Also, Alltel was unable to offer a contract that addressed specific concerns my representation had with it. So, we decided it would be best to move on.
I think that's about it. Thanks for the messages from friends and strangers, glad you found me entertaining in those commercials, or at least recognized my presence and consequent lack thereof in said commercials."
Whatever dude, if you second biggest credit was "Mustache dude in the BK commercials" then I need you to calm a little thing that we like to call "The HAYLE" down.
I wish I were the Alltel commercial producer and this fool came up to me with DEMANDS! kthnxbai bb! People suck.
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Lil’ Wayne and Zac Efron Scandal
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
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The Orange County Weekly recently talked with Lil’ Wayne about his collabo with Zac Efron on the latest installment of the High School Musical franchise, titled *High School Musical 2: Non-Stop Dance Party *and purchasing a new home in Miami Beach.But the shocking part is during the interview, Zac Efron, the star of ‘High School Musical’ walked out of a side room, said, “What’s up, my nigga?” and planted a full kiss on Lil’ Wayne’s lips!! The writer said the 20-year-old brunette heartthrob is crashing in Wayne’s guest room while the two work on their High School Musical songs together.
Lil’ Wayne is quoted as saying, “Yup, I had to do that. I’m trying to reach those suburban white kids like Kanye did.” That’s the way to do it if you want all the mainstream blogs to write about you Wayne. By the way, did anyone get a picture of the kiss?
Thank you Miss KJ! This story is so perfect I don't care if it's true or not. This story is such that if it wasn't true, I imagine the following happening:
Zac: Oh my God, did you read that article? That's... I mean, that's crazy, right?
Weezie: Yo man, don't sweat that ish, them muvfvkkers don't know shee-it bout how we do. You my new brother from another mother, naw mean? That's blood son, that's love, my true brother.
Zac (steps close): Really? That's awesome, and so deep. Vanessa never gets that deep with me.
Weezie: That's cause Nessa Baby ain't your man, baby. She ain't your brother. She can't hold you like I can.
Zac (steps closer): Hold me?
Weezie (bounces): Yeah son, when the chips are down you got to hold this nigga, and I got to hold you, cause you my brother now, that's blood, that's life!
Zac (steps close): So like, you know, whatever, right? If I was all, "whassup my nigga!" and then stepped up to you like now, then-
Weezie: Tha black is hott, the black is hott
Zac: Bet on It! Umm, that's... that's one of my songs. The song I sing. "Not gonna stop till I get-" ahem, my shot. Am I standing too close to you?
Weezie: Boy you could stand in me and it wouldn't be close enough! Cause we blood now, the blood is in our veins and in our soul, BIG WEEZIE!
Zac: Yeah... totally, yeah.
That's right people, I wrote fanfic. COUNT IT!
BF
Anyhoo, I was just going to email this to AJ and Sophie, but I thought it was awesome enough for all. I love The Hills but mostly for the craptaculous drama and this season has it in double amounts. Mostly with Spencer and He!d! yes, but also with Adriana and Justin Bobby (who tried to play the "don't you know who I am?" card and was DENIED!).
This is a clip of the show, but acted out by James Franco and Mila Kunis and it's so dead on it's brilliant. Enjoy!
HOLYCRAPHOLYCRAPHOLYCRAP!!! LITERALLY!!
expatiates has probably already seen this, but if not leila82 and thegirliscrazy be sure to tell her about it!HA!
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CNN
That boy? White. The boy I knew by that name: Black. Now here's where I need my internet stalker fiends to help me out. Originally there was an article that said police apprehended an African American suspect and there was even footage of them arresting a black man. I also received a ton of text messages saying thing to the effect of "this negro here!". Sooo.. Omaha media, WHUDAFUXUP?!
ps. Yes, I know that the fact of it being a) Nebraska, b) Bellevue, c) SKS, d) Westroads, and e) VONEFFINGMAUR all point to the kid being white, but still. The media says black in camo, you think, 'well maybe he's adopted?'.
And of course I know the kid. So the latest news is that his mom took a note to Sarpy police saying that since the kid was due in court he was going to "go out in style".
So basically, he killed 9 people, injured 5, and killed himself, all because he was trying to be hard and wanted to "beat a rap"?
I was planning to do a post on Omaha, and after the latest string of killings, and shootings I see it's long overdue.
Coming soon, in the meantime, keep the families of the injured ones in your prayers.
EDIT: CNN link
Freaking THREE TIMES IN ONE MONTH! That a stupid, bored, ridiculous cop has pulled me over. This time the cop got away with giving me a ticket which means I have to go to court TWO DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS to appeal it.
I... I don't even know what to do anymore. Short of not driving, because right now driving safely is getting me pulled over. Not speeding is getting me warnings. Not slowing down fast enough is getting me citations.
The days of being nice and appealing to their sensibilities is gone. The day of being a mad, black woman are here and the weather couldn't be any more accommodating. This has pissed me off for the last three months and I refuse to let the police department of this effing city run me off the road.
Stinkin' Lincoln.
I'm meeting with my Mom's lawyer tomorrow, that's how ridiculous this has gotten.
I would ran them over personally.
(shut up, you know I would have pulled over and tried to adopt them or some mess. PATRONIZE THIS! *grabs left tittie*)
ps. There's a really inappropriate joke in here concerning a Canadian Monk Seal, but it's a bit dated so I'll leave it alone. Ahem.
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