"I think I'm going to shave my head."

"Why? You don't need to shave it."

"You wanna shave it for me?"

"Which head we talkin' about?"

"Shut up!"

"Well I'm just sayin'. You just made your other head the default pic and called me three times..."

"*laughs* Naw for real, what time you want me to come over?"

"I don't care, whenever."

"Do I have the bring the clippers?"

To self: "Do you really want me to shave your head?"

"Yeah, I only have a lady trimmer for grooming."

"Mmmm hmm..."

Back soon!

Jacob: "Alright, so I just want a chance to get to know everyone. Say your name, how long you've been working here, and a little something about you."

Michon: "My name is Michon, and I've been here a year and a half, and I don't have nothin' short to say about me!"

John (supervisor): "She never does."

Us: *laughs*

De-Von: "My name is De-Von, I've been here since Oct '07, my favorite color is blue-"

Michon: "-Stacey. Your favorite color is Stacey! And on company time he has an ongoing love affair with Stacey."

Stacey: "Huh? See, don't start no rumors!"

De-Von: "-I don't like fish, and I like-"

Stacey: "Then I don't know if we're going to get along."

John (supervisor): "What's happening here!?"

Chris: "I'm just going to go ahead and go. My name is Chris..."

I may just DIE!

And yes, I know. And I know, and yep, that too. Yeah, still don't care. I WILL BE IN LINE!!