I made the Vox Front Page!

Evidently there's a [This Is Good] section where you can suggest articles and I got enough. How fun is that? Thanks for everyone that read and responded to my article. The response has been absolutely amazing and I'm so glad it fostered such great debate and discussion. Y'all are awesome!

No, your other one.

I was reading an entry by redcoast and she mentioned that supposedly the oval face shape is the most desirable. I tend to disagree. I've always been attracted to the square face shape. Strong bold jawline leading up to high luscious cheekbones. And if they're spotted with a pouty mouth in the middle it's all the better for me.

The next type I like is the heart shape which is basically half a square shape in execution, right? Actually I've noticed that many of the heart shapes I like are just head on versions of square jaws that I covet, hmm...

I've put some examples below. This was going to be all philosophical but I ran out of time so it's basically just a pic spam of people I think are hot.

Enjoy!

( A few of my favorite beings )


Also, Gwyn's No Tramp for Tarantino's Porno

Don't encourage her Quentin. Don't fall for his crap Gwyn. Sigh...

ta much to bonobochick


Holy EFFING CRAP!!

"Shia LaBeouf and Rihanna are officially a couple, sources reveal.

“It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” says one insider on Shia’s latest movie.

And the pair are now taking their relationship public - slowly.

Tuesday night, sources tell us that LeBeouf took RiRi out on a romantic date to a fancy meal at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills."

SHIANNA FOREVER!!!!!

So, a little bit ago I entered a contest on Just Jared to get some face masks of the cast of Hairspray. Evidently there was drama because Zac kissed the lead and everyone was all OMGWTFVANESSA?!? And I'm all Calm down BB's twas innocent! and basically drooling all over Zac in the process.

Anyhow if you commented you could be randomly chosen to receive a set of masks. Which, ethically speaking I really don't need a cardboard cut out of Zac Efron's face, but I'm so not caring at this point because

I WON!!!!!!!!!!

Wii! A set of Hairspray Masks is on its way to me AS WE SPEAK! When I get it I promise lots of plays, some fun macros, some naughty blogging, and MORE COWBELL!

YAY!

Yes, I realize I'm a pedo nerd, get over it.

So I used to know this boy named Calvin, I can't remember his last name, but he was a cute young boy that I went to elementary school with. Typical Southern transplant, his parents were from Louisiana and he was country as all get out, but very sweet. He was a popular boy and I always got along with popular boys, but I always had this thing where they wouldn't want to date me, but they weren't above coming over to my house and trying to molest me. At the time I was young and still trying to figure this boy/girl thing out so I wasn't above letting them.

One day, I think it was during the summer, he came over my house and we started to kiss in my basement. We'd kissed before in the boy's bathroom at school, but this was different because I wasn't kneeling on a toilet while he pretended to pee just in case someone same in. It was more than mmmwah 2nd grade “frenching” but a step less than 9th grade make out so basically it was cute and classy until he opened his mouth a bit too wide and words started to pour from it,

“Ooh girl, you so pretty, let me see your breasts.” I developed early, was in a full bra by the age of 9 which is the same year I got my period, and yes, it was hell, and no, I didn't get a Woman's day or a cake, I got a pad and a warning to never ever have sex.

“Umm, no, they’re my breasts.” And they were, I was attached to them.

“Well I wanna see them.” As he would, since he didn't have any.

“Well let me see your dick.” As I would, because... well, you get the point.

“Why don’t you suck it?” (Oh no he di'in't!)

“You better get your mama to suck your dick!” (Atta girl)

"You stupid!"

"Shut up!"

and anyhow we just kept kissing and I think I felt him up a little, stuff that 6th graders do and what not and I’m not sure what happened to him, but I do know his brother turned out to be FINE! Like a million feet tall and broad shouldered and dark as the sweetest chocolate. I know if I were ever to get him alone…

“Mmm baby, let me put my mouth on it.”

“But you told my brother that our mama should his dick, you want my mama to suck my dick too?”

“Boy please, I am your mama tonight, why you think I got these combat boots on?”



Yep, it’s been that kind of day already.

I tried to find the video but no luck, if anyone has the hook up on google, or youtube then holla!

Markus Smith & Deonna Ball: 2005 Grand National Winners

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Additionally,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY happycapt !!!!!!!!!!

re: Jeff Corwin's recent weight gain

another_deluxe
2006-06-24 11:43 pm (local) (link)
I'd still fuck him chubby or not.

God yes, I'd fuck him with the lights on.


Because for real though.

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More goodness:

re: Katharine McPhee

hoover1330
lol, sure doesnt't look like her "bulimia was out of control" in that audition picture.

and you're right, what an attention whore.
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batman
2006-06-23 07:49 pm (local) (link)
Everyone with an eating disorder isn't skinny.
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hoover1330
2006-06-23 07:54 pm (local) (link)
then i guess she wasn't trying hard enough.


Wrong as it may be, that ish was funny!


hoover1330
2006-06-23 08:40 pm (local) (link)
...
if you can't laugh at a girl puking up her food and still being a fat beast, what can you laugh at?
amirite or amirite?

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And more for me than anything.

Remember to friend on myspace: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7319406.html

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AND FOR katiedidtoo!



Notice stank Perez Hilton in the back?

Go HERE!

Kinda NSFW on account of a very hairy chest. It's like a treasure JUNGLE!!

I'm not usually into hairy chests, but

( God dang dawg... )

I forgot to mention it, but I wanted it here for posterity. I only know him from BWE, but he's AWESOME, and he has cool glasses and pretty lips. This is a common theme in white boys I find pretty.

Just got back from seeing Red Eye.

Cillian Murphy is fine.

More later.

WHOO HOO!

Y'all see my new icon!?

GET IT BEN!!!

 

Much props to paddies  yo!

 

On another note.  This is all the online time for me.  I have to devote the rest of the night to my recap, so if you holla! and I don't holla back! then you know why!

leaonor for brotha_beauty

 

"Tribute To A Woman"

You know baby
I know alot of people are against you
All the ladies in the world
But you can do whatever you set your mind to do
Can't no one stop you
Believe that

It's time, now's the place, do your thing, it's your world
Don't be scared, its your world, don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world

I can't begin to feel the agony I know you feel
I'm tryin' to break you out of that mold that once was real
But you're grown up and now it's time to let go all your fears
It's time for you to go,
its time for you to live
You've been under your parents,
but they can't live for you
You got to go and do
what's best for you
Make your decisions and live by them and sweat and bleed
You must struggle to be you
Even when you're in need

It's time, now's the place, (now's the place) do your thing, it's your world
Don't be scared, its your world, don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world

I know you expecting help but get out there on your own
Then you'll appreciate all that you have and all you own
And that no one out there can never ever take from you
Do you and all that's expected and you will break right through
This world
This crazy crazy world, (this crazy world)
this cold and harsh world, (this cold and harsh world)
this cruel and foul world
And now you're proud and all grown up and sure a woman now
Then you'll stand up
looking ahead, feeling so proud

It's time, now's the place, do your thing, don't be scared it's your world
don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world
It's time, now's the place, do your thing, don't be scared it's your world
don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world

You can't be held down, (You can't be you can't be held down no you can't)
no one can stop you know
(I know the struggle's hard but you gotta keep fighting gotta keep going on)
I know you get tired of the bull
(I know you get tired of the bull you wake up everyday and it seems
like you can't go on all you gotta do is stick in there, everything will be ok)

It's time, now's the place, do your thing, don't be scared it's your world
don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world
It's time, now's the place, do your thing, don't be scared it's your world
don't trip, shout it out
You're the bomb, don't be scared, its your world
- Ginuwine, The Life

( Some More Ginuwine Goodness )

brotha_beauty

Dedicated to Our Beautiful Black Brothas!

Feel free to post pictures (LJ-Cut if NSFW), poems, or general thoughts that pertain to the positive aspects of our men.

 

Please feel free to join and tell a friend!

If you would like to be a moderator, contact me.  I am fully open to design suggestions, and if someone wants to help set up a Sista_Beauty site, I am up for that too!

 

20 seconds!

That made your breasts seem perfect?  Cause I'm wearing one right now, and MAN, I feel like a woman!