Goodness, can't we have anything? Can we please have this one? Can Barack PLEASE be the first BLACK president? In fact, I'm gonna start calling him BALACK Obama, in honor of his BLACKness.
Besides, I've already had my fill of "Well you know it took him being half white to make it." and "White people are never going to fully vote for an all black guy, we want someone who can relate to our side too. That's why I like Obama."
He's black! Dangit.
ps. SHUT UP SWIRL!
Introducing, the StickyKeys Live Blog
f. FANT ASIA on IDOL 5/14/08
( Live Blog! )
Fantasia is a niche artist, you either love her or you hate her and that's about it. Nina remarked that she ain't gettin' no new fans so she might as well cater the heck to the ones she has, and that's what she does.
I love her because WYSIWYG and anything less would not be FANTASIA
I love that she's so true to herself that if you try to put her in a box and she fails you have no one to blame but yourself.
I love that when you realize exactly who she is she can blow your mind away.
I love that she's comfortable with the show and with the judges to just go out there and give it her all.
I love that the Season 6 kids listened to her CD while they were on tour.
I love her because she too wants to make out with Ryan Seacrest. Sloppily.
I love her because while she's contempo r&b now, she has the kind of voice that can easily spin into clssic genres and ensure her longevity, and she can do it anytime she wants.
I love her. Simply. Her ghetto hot mess fire that ignites my ears and eyes. Her inability to be anything less than over the top and her rampant desire to never hit bottom.
Syesha tried to claim her, but I'm taking her back! She's MY idol, and I love her.
I know officially he got TWoP in the divorce, but I had to take a peek:
Next up is Fantasia, singing...wow. You have to be very, very confident to get up and sing a song called "Bore Me." Particularly with Simon Cowell within 5000 yards of you, much less right there in your line of sight. Is this song title a hidden clue from the producers that Archuleta's got this in the bag? Or, wait, are the producers conspiring against him now? Every year it gets harder and harder to keep up. So Fantasia's painted her hair red, and not a single word she sings is decipherable in the slightest, and she borrowed all the beeps and snorts from Beyonce's "Work It Out," and as always it sounds like it must hurt a whole lot to sing like Fantasia, and ultimately? She's totally fantastic. And capital "I" Insane. Did she always know how to dance? This is awesome. Cut to Simon, mouth agape, struggling to comprehend. She has literally knocked Simon's brain clear across the room. He's finished. So am I. Wow.
And then? Just as Ryan's about to send it to commercial, she pretends to make out with Ryan. I vote we just declare Fantastia a Double American Idol and call this season a wash. Who's with me?
Ha! That Joer really gets it sometimes!
( pics )
- You should listen to::StickySextetforSaroah
Stacey: I always say, and no one believes me, but I'm the most intolerant, judgmental person in the world until... well you know the rest.
Nina: You know what I think? I think your mind is so full of grey that you put everything into little black and white boxes just to filter and organize your shit out.
Stacey: Huh.
Nina: Yeah.
Stacey: Well.
Nina: Mmhmm
Stacey: That's pretty astute Nina. I like that.
Nina: That's why we're best friends!
Stacey: It really is!
Stop wishing me Happy Mother's Day! Yes, I know I'm maternal and Lord knows I want some babies. But before the babies I want a husband and lots and lots of hot sex with said husband so until that happens... I AM NOT A MOTHER!
I still love you though, and all of you who are mommies!
I've decided to start watching Days of Our Lives (now featuring LaVerne from Scrubs which, okay!) again so that way I'll get up before noon. I'm also in love with Rob & Big
I love only working one job!
Later gators!
ps. Why is this kid more hood than me?
Just... I can't even hate. HE LOVES HIS BABY!! YA HEARD!!? Real talk!
(I love you Kiwi)
- I'm feeling kind of::
accomplished
Got a Tumblr. But I can't figure out how to simply add a horizontal line between entries. And the guy who was hosting the layout went belly up. So it looks crazy, but I don't care right now cause it's totes cute.
like so:
( Moar plees )
- I'm feeling kind of::
amused
(his nostrils are a bit flared, but that's probably something to do with the crown of thorns on his head and taking on the sins of the world and what not)
It's hard out there for a Savior...
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Due to work I missed Palm Sunday (which is the best Sunday after Easter Sunday and right before 5th Sunday when we have dinner and just a smidgen after 1st when we take communion) and Good Friday, but today is Easter Sunday! Since I won't be able to go to church, I'll be celebrating it in my head all day.
Thank you great and holy God for giving us your son in sacrifice so that our sins would be forgiven. There's something so bittersweet and joyously melancholy about Easter. I mean, it's the true celebration of death, without which we'd be lost. I hated when The Passion of the Christ came out and everyone was all TEH JEWS ARE TEH EVILZZZ and it's like "whoaz! Slow down bb's, it was all according to plan!"
(Okay, so someone started a LOLCat Bible, and I need them to finish that for reals)
This is hackneyed I know. I haven't been able to form a coherent sentence in months. Soon ya'll, very soon! God bless and have fun kids!
Me: Yeah, probably cause your name is John Smith.
Him: It's John Charles Smith.
Me: If there are duplicates, it won't immediately match up. I'm sure there are several John Charles Smith's.
Him: But none like me.
Me: This is true, I'm sure.
Him: I have impeccable credit.
Me: I'm sure you do, your name is still John Smith.
Him: What do I have to do to confirm my SSN?
Me: Change your name to Tawonda?
Him: What? Really?
Me: No, but it would be fun, right? Actually you can just fax us some documentation.
Him: Can you imagine what my mother would say, if I changed my name to Tawonda?
Me: Well I'm sure after meeting Terry, your domestic partner of 13 years, she's already assumed.
Him: Tawonda is a fabulous name.
Me: It is, almost as good as John Smith.
Him: Almost. John Smith is pretty wonderful.
Me: Pocahontas loved it.
Him: Ha! Such a hussy she was! According to the Disney remakes.
Me: I know! You know, if I were able to, I'd email you in the real world.
Him: If you were able to, I'd read it.
Spirits are good, but lack of time is evident. Love y'all.
1. Has that poll that asks who would like to come back always been there?
2. For every season?
3. How exactly did Wild Card work? I know Clay Aiken is the most famous example, but I'd like some particulars.
Don't worry, I'm not going
ps. If you care about me at all you'll vote for Danny on the AI home page
:DDDD
( For Danny, and for us )
Is worth it. I know you're thinking "We've seen this!" but go past the singing and watch the rest. WATCH THE RAP! WATCH THE MANIC DANNYNESS! DO IT B*TCH! SAY SOMETHIN'! He's got like the worst case of ADD ever, and I love it.
Let's sit back and ruminate while young La Noriega drops his knowledge:
"Got my
Doo-rag.
Cause I'm a motherf*ckin' f@g.
And I don't give a sh*t what you have to say.
Yeah.
I'm gay.
But you eat hay for dinner.
(why?)
Cause you look like a horse.
B*tch.
Tryin' to talk sh*t to me
While (whilst) I get down
Like this
B*tch.
Do something.
(Selah)
A bit frantic (frenetic?) at the end, but still full of Love, Valour, and (com)Passion.
Lovely La Noriega
Out!
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When did Eddie Murphy try out for American Idol?
Hee! I know, I know, I'm going now. Ohh, I still miss AJ Tabaldo. So much potential was lost in that season. Sigh.
- I'm feeling kind of::
apathetic
If not, check this:
Well Jimmy has a little surprise for Sarah...
Any ideas?
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ohnotheydidntSo you know how the Sprint guy was MIA?
He up and quit, and took his ball and his pretentious, inflated, overbloated sense of self with him:
"Not in the new Alltel commercials
I've had a lot of people write and ask me about this, so I thought it'd be easiest to just write a blog. I hate that word, I don't know if I've ever typed the word blog before. it even looks dumb.
Anyway. I'm no longer 'The Sprint Guy' in the Alltel commercials. Basically, Alltel wanted to sign me (and the rest of the guys) through the end of 2008. Everyone else signed on except me. I didn't want to be known as that guy at the expense of other things I'd rather do, like TV and movies. It may not have hurt, but who knows. Also, Alltel was unable to offer a contract that addressed specific concerns my representation had with it. So, we decided it would be best to move on.
I think that's about it. Thanks for the messages from friends and strangers, glad you found me entertaining in those commercials, or at least recognized my presence and consequent lack thereof in said commercials."
Whatever dude, if you second biggest credit was "Mustache dude in the BK commercials" then I need you to calm a little thing that we like to call "The HAYLE" down.
I wish I were the Alltel commercial producer and this fool came up to me with DEMANDS! kthnxbai bb! People suck.
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My baby daddy!
"...were stopping by our room asking what we were eating! Runza made my hosppital stay more enjoyable. The only thing better than a Runza Sandwich and fries are my beautiful baby girls."
--Jennifer
Elkhorn, Ne
Food poisoning is the perfect gift
"Our daughter attends college in Texas. She loves cheese Runzas, but there are none to be found down south. On our drive down to see her for Christmas vacation, we stopped at the last Runza in southern NE and bought her two cheese Runzas. Upon arrival in Texas, we found we had brought her the best Christmas
gift of all: RUNZAS!"
--Barbara
Henderson, Ne
Uphill both ways?
"When I was a little girl, I remember the times my mom would take me to Runza on winter days. She would let me order two Runza Sandwiches and onion rings. We would sit and watch the snow falling ourside. It was magical... and yummy too!!"
--Julie
Emporia, KS
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