"I hope you didn't wait up for me."

"I kind of forgot, until I saw this car following me home."

"What?  You think I was stalking you?"

"Stalkin' me with a pair of clippers.  So I see you got some other girl to polish your knob."

"Naw I just did it my- wait, what?"

"Huh?"

"No."

"Mmmhmm..."

"Whatever, I'm gonna have you fade me up."

"I'll make it smooth for ya."

Chris:  "What are you guys talking about?"

The seeds have been sewn.

"I think I'm going to shave my head."

"Why? You don't need to shave it."

"You wanna shave it for me?"

"Which head we talkin' about?"

"Shut up!"

"Well I'm just sayin'. You just made your other head the default pic and called me three times..."

"*laughs* Naw for real, what time you want me to come over?"

"I don't care, whenever."

"Do I have the bring the clippers?"

To self: "Do you really want me to shave your head?"

"Yeah, I only have a lady trimmer for grooming."

"Mmmm hmm..."

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